I think I see Poop, or liquid, coming out of her skirt/pants/shorts
Smell her butt. I smelled it and I think it has crap in it.
Look in her nose; I think it's stuck way up in there.
Are you sure it should be that color?
Take a look; it has mustard seeds in it?
I don't remember feeding her this.
Guess where I found this shiny penny!
Was that a fart or a burp?
Stop calling that strange man "Dada".
How did that defy gravity?
What's she chewing on?
Put your finger in there and pull it out.
Is that a rash?
On a scale of 1 to 10, this one is a 30.
Check her butt.
I have Poo on my hands again.
Are you sure a thermometer goes there?
I forgot to put Butt Paste on this time.
“Cute”, “Adorable”, “Sweet”
