I occasionally look at the searches to this blog once in awhile and get a good chuckle, then I get a little worried.
Recent ones:
-jack in the box kangaroo meat (I don't care - I still like the place)
-baby mullets (I'm all for them)
-chicken art (Chicken's are very artistic)
-18 ways to make a baby (Only 18?)
-black angus waitress (No, I've never been one)
-does chuck norris do any other type of exercise (Nope, only round-house kicks)
-how to draw dad (always smiling with a a gold grill)
-pictures of men getting forced haircuts (Isn't that all married mens haircuts? When the wife says "you need a haircut")
-i am a kid and i want be a actor (..please don't. Look what happened to "the coreys")
-creepy doodlebops (I get a lot of searches for this one)
-does good metabolism make me poop (yes!)
-evil clothes (how evil?)
-where can a man get a perm (Boy, I wish I knew...maybe in a time machine set to 1986. You could get a good one like Hall & Oates)
-clothes for twins of evil (I'm getting more and more searches with "evil" in it...?)
-rose nylund costume (That's cool! I can be Dorothy - she has just as much facial hair as me)
It's Friday the 13th! Random thoughts: it's my sister-in-laws birthday (very fitting for her); the wife and I were planning on going to see Def Leppard and Journey play tonight at the Hollywood Bowl, but my leather pants are still at the cleaners (they've been there since 1983) and the decent tickets were $150! For that price they better be pouring sugar on everybody.
