There are some really demented people out there in the Internet world searching for the most bizarre things -- and somehow those searches end up here. Some are depressing, some interesting, and then there are those that make me think to myself "wow, my own searches aren't nearly as cool"
Here are a couple of recent searches--
- midget porn football – This came from Germany, that explains a lot
- andy gibb pictures nude – why? No Bee-Gee should ever be naked
- when did joey lawrence become a dad – When Scary Spice got pregnant
- i just found out i have a lot of cavities – dude, that sucks. Go drink some more soda
- who did orville redenbacher grow up with – Colonel Sanders. They went to High School together (I want to start that rumor.) And I think they were snipers in Vietnam
- paula abdul abducted by aliens – They don’t have enough alcohol to lure her
- knight rider sketches – This one is my favorite
- spanking in romance novels – Don’t they all have spanking by the farm boy or some ‘governor of the house’?
- convince my husband that we should have another baby – If you have to convince him, then you shouldn’t have another baby
- high metabolism makes me poop – I’m told the Wiggles has the same effect
- how to console the wife who wanted a girl and is having a boy – I don’t know what to say, how about being thankful about having a baby regardless of its sex
- free angry pigeons drawings – For some odd reason, I love the idea of angry pigeons
- toilets for animals – They have strollers for dogs, I’m sure this is next along with Baby Bjorns for pets
- will breast milk hurt my husband? – Yes, it'll hurt his dignity. And he’ll cry too.
- elvis impersonator in underwear & pony – Is the pony dressed as Elvis too?
I’ve been really bad about my blogroll over the last year. There are about 1,000 of you I’ve wanted to add, but haven’t yet (I have no excuse.) So my plan is to rotate about 20 on the left on occasion and then have a link to a permanent full-list.
If you want to be on it - leave a comment with your URL. If you’ve been one of those lurkers that read and never says anything, well then come out of the shadows and say something.
Some requirements -- for the time around I’d like to keep this to parents (I'll do another later.) Also linking to me would be plus.